|When pressed, authorities identified the perp. “I can confirm it was a weasel” On a good, weasel-less day, the LHC is used to smash fast-moving particles into one another.|
It’s a bad day for particle physics and a bad day for weasels. The charred weasel expired.
A post on the LHC group on Reddit has a collection of logbook recordings and meeting slides about the incident, as well as an alleged image of the weasel in question (noooo don’t click it, don’t).